Wednesday, September 17, 2008
One fine friday evening, Jiahui and her retarded friend Song Yang went to King Albert Park and they wanted to study. But Song Yang has no worksheets so they started to play this game. Soon they felt that it was really retarded. So Song Yang tried to kill the idea of playing this game and Jiahui. After awhile, Jiahui got killed so did this game. Audric decided to come down and join this game. But he got lost on his way here because Andy called him. Finally, after so long so Audric dropped his pants in the streets and the reporters came right to him. He shouted "nipples" and the reporters ripped his uniform off. Audric screamed and soon super An An came to his rescue by giving him cpr. But super An An didnt know how to, and gave him a tight slap on is chest instead. Audric was shocked and he jumped onto Andy's arms. They sung dum dum di dum before going to their honeymoon. But on the plane, they broke up suddenly and jumped off the damn plane. Soon they landed in Little India. And the sells person asked, do you know where you are then they answered, India has so many darkness! They went to the cow farm saying, I need some milk. So Audric went to squeeze the cow's nipples as well. And Audric has so much fun with the cows there. Andy got shocked be Audric but he joined in. They went to the cows and started slapping them.After raping cows, they ran off and back to King Albert Park and to their horror, they saw Jiahui flying in the sky. Then Jiahui advised them to flap their hands to fly. They tried so hard but they still failed. They went fishing instead. After a short period of catching boots only, Audric was super annoyed and threw Andy into the sea. Andy swam to Pulu Ubin and got hunted down by the natives there. Then they were trying to become the King of the island. But Song Yang came along for justice and raped them both. Jiahui was watching from the bushes and was shocked. She came out with a riffle and tried to shoot Song Yang. But Song Yang was killed even though he tried to run. So Jiahui was the ruler. She was a 5cm ruler. Therefore, she hired Song Yang to extend her length. But he didnt want too. He wanted to be a 9cm ruler but she didnt allow him to. So he shot her but he didnt know that the Co Co Crunch King was there. And turned him into Ku Ku Krunch. And added milk and became his breakfast. He asked Jiahui not to post this but if Jiahui cared about KUKUKRUNCH, you wont be reading this here :D
